I'm only interested in your vagina.

If the title isn't explanatory enough I don't know what is. So, you know those guys that you make friends with...and then they consistently flatter you as if to woo you, but you're not interested? Yeah, well....they fucking suck. Why? Because they distance themselves if you're not into them.

Let me dialogue:

"Hey you're pretty cute, and I want to know if I can take you out sometime."

"Lol, nah. I'm only good looking in pictures...if you saw me in person..you'd be like no way."

"Haha you're crazy. We should go out. :)"

"No thanks. lol."

"Why not?"

"I'm just not into you like that"

"Oh..."

"Yep."

[this is the part where they don't respond and don't text you the next day or the next day or the next day...etc.]

Annoying right? It's as if the whole time, the asshole was thinking about getting in my pants and not being my friend. I mean, it's obvious. If you truly wanted to be friends with someone, despite them rejecting you, you would have kept talking to them. Dicks.